Stupid Things I Enjoy

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~ Wednesday, May 30 ~
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Well, I just got completely fucked over.

Where I’m currently living, there are absolutely zero jobs. There are two garages, both completely devoid of jobs, and a farm that’s full-up. I’ve been trying to make $292 during this month so I could move in to my girlfriend’s place in a decent sized city where I’d be able to find work, but it just didn’t fucking happen.

When I got back here from college to work, my dad (Who owns one of the garages) told me not to worry, and that he’d make sure I had enough work from him to make way more than what I needed. I worked for literally three days for him and made a total of $20. I mowed my neighbor’s lawn, and he hasn’t paid me yet. (That’s still only another $20.) I did a bit of work today, $20.

Today I sunk as low as I’ve ever sunk and flat out asked to borrow chunks of the money from a few people. My dad, my mom, and her boyfriend. I offered to pay back the money with an additional 20% of what they loaned. Still, no one will fucking help me get out of this stupid fucking place. I even asked to have one of them take out a loan that I would be fully responsible for paying. Nothing.

If I get paid by my neighbor, I’ll have $60. If I sell my Wii to gamestop, I’ll get about $50, so I’d have $110 total. My girlfriend is willing to front me $60, so I’d be up to $170. Still $122 away from what I need.

My friend David once said this town is where dreams go to die. I just watched mine get raped, mutilated, murdered, and buried in the woods.

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h-alcyonic:

seerofsarcasm:

dukesofthelotus:

sagebot:

#at first:  #what  #this isnt funny  #ok  #then:  #OMG  #HAHAHAHA  #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  

Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

FUCK

Garfunkel and Oates never fail to deliver.

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Back from my girlfriend’s place!

And I have good news!

First off, I met her sister, and she’s pretty cool. She’s not stuck up, she’s funny, and she has an absolute abomination of a singing voice. Apparently she thinks I’m pretty awesome as well. She texted Annie and left her a message saying, “I like him! He’s funny, and it’s obvious that he adores you. You did good this time.”

So that’s awesome! Everyone in her family likes me so far, and that’s what I’m shooting for.


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~ Sunday, May 27 ~
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~ Saturday, May 26 ~
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t-tangents:

red—room:

What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite

Jaimee if you don’t see this I am shooting myself in the face.

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bidyke:

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thank u free country usa god bless

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God Bless America

Looks like he’ll have to decide if the accused committed a feliney…



AMERICAFUCK YEAH 

perplexingtheorist:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

seelieselkie:

sugar-devil:

bidyke:

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thank u free country usa god bless

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God Bless America

Looks like he’ll have to decide if the accused committed a feliney…

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH 

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~ Friday, May 25 ~
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Well, I got some decent plans for my weekend.

So tonight I’m heading out with my girlfriend to her family’s camp, which is basically like a rustic house. It’s absolutely amazing there and is quickly becoming one of my favorite places to be.

So I’m going out there tonight, probably watching a movie or a few episodes of a TV show we can agree on, making some pasta, taking a shower, and going to bed. Tomorrow I’ll most likely wake up early, make us some pancakes and bacon, and then later in the day I finally get to meet the only member of her family I haven’t yet, her sister. Hopefully I’m not as completely nervous and shy around her as I usually am around new people, but who knows?


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OHMYGODDDDDDD.

What the actual fuck

What did I just watch?

I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.

im aughing because i literally do the same thing when this song comes on omg

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once you’re too old for bouncy castleswhats the point in living

All I have to say about this, is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgL0E2BFEM

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